Whoever designed the Charmander evolution line is a genetic mastermind, and should receive the Medal of Honor. I want them running my Jurassic Park. They deserve free hookers, Ferraris, and cocaine for the rest of their life. Seriously. Moving away from the Rex Charmander, this guy, this fuckin guy, that designed Charmeleon basically decided to make a fire velociraptor. A fire Velociraptor. I can tell how this conversation went over:
"We need a fifth pokemon"
*does line of cocaine*"Fuck it. Let's make a raptor."
"...These are supposed to be fake anima-"
"RAPTOR RAPTOR RAPTOR!!!!"
"No. Fake animals. Five minutes or you're fired."*exit guy*
"Fuckkk. Fake animals...fake animals.....fake.....animals.....Eh. Fuck it. I'll just throw some fire on a raptor."
The guy who originally argued with him hung himself at the meeting in which the Charmeleon designer received some medals from Obama. Medals for creating the ultimate terrorist fighting weapon. True story, bros. Charmeleon is truly a work to be feared. I'm pretty sure the only moves it's allowed to have are Flamethrower, Flamethrower, Flamethrower, and Flamethrower. And that's all it needs.
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