Saturday, August 7, 2010

008-Wartortle


Wartortle's name basically says it all: War-Turtle. If you didn't pick up on that, GTFO. I have some mixed feelings on this one. Yeah he's in the Squirtle line of evolution, which makes him pretty god damn awesome. And he's literally a turtle of war, which is cool. but what's with those clouds or whatever coming out of his ass? And out of his head. And look, you take out that horizontal line on his shell and what do you have? A peace sign. I fucking hate peace signs. They're for hippies. Besides those downfalls, Wartortle is pretty badass. I guess he lives forever too. Dex entry: It is said to live 10,000 years. Its furry tail is popular as a symbol of longevity. I bet Wartortle has gotta hit B on a daily basis.

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